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2007-04-09
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用英语逼死美国人
| 用英语逼死美国人 | 刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的迎上去。
前台小姐:“hello.”
美国人:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
美国人:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”
美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have
time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美国人:“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little,you one arth have what
thing?”
美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
美国人吐血。。。
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前台小姐:“hello.” 你好。
美国人:“hi.” 你好。
前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 你有什么事情?
美国人:“can you speak english?” 你能和我说英语吗?
前台小姐:“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”如果我不是在说英语,那我在说什么呢?
美国人:“can anybody else speak english?” (一脸困惑的:)这里有别的人能说英语吗?(老外这时有点郁闷了,呵呵)
前台小姐:“you yourself look.你自己看看。all people are playing,所有的人都在忙着no people have time,没有人有时间you can wait,you wait,你能等你就等you not wait,you go!”你不能等你说走!
美国人:“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?” 我的天啦,这里没有人能讲英语吗?(老外血已经往上涌了)
前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little,you one arth have what thing?” 嚷什么嚷,安静一点,你还有什么事情?
美国人:“i want to speak to your head.” 我要找你们的头儿。
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!” 头不在,你明天来!
美国人吐血。。。 |
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